Assassination of a High School President (2008)

High
School. Four of the most important years of your life. But it isn t
always dances and keg parties and sucking face in your parents
mini-van. Sometimes it s ugly and hard and complicated. As complicated
as a conspiracy to overthrow the president. There s something rotten at
St.

Donovan s High and sophomore newspaper reporter Bobby Funke
is on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister s braces. When
senior hottie Francesca Facchini solicits Funke s help tracking down a
set of stolen SATs, Funke uncovers a story dirtier than the lunch lady
s mustache. After he fingers the school president (figuratively) for
the crime, Funke becomes one of the most popular kids at St. Donovan s
High. No longer known simply as the freshman who was once tied to a
giant snowman penis, Funke wins the respect of everyone from the
Desert-Storm-hero-turned-educator Principal Kirkpatrick to the kid that
farts on him in Spanish class. When Francesca takes Funke to
homecoming, even the in-school suspension delinquents turn nice and
offer guidance on how to keep his boner in check during slow dances.
But high school s not always what it seems. As Funke s popularity grows
so do his suspicions. Did the president really steal the SATs? Or is
Funke just a pawn in a conspiracy as complicated as adolescence itself?
Determined to find the truth, Funke digs deeper and unearths the sordid
underbelly of St. Donovan s. Student council members, college bookies,
public school brats, everyone seems to play a part. Armed only with a
learner s permit and the spirit of Woodward and Bernstein, Funke must
crack the case before it cracks him.







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